A vehicle full of Irish nuns is stopped at a stoplight in downtown Dublin when a swarm of rowdy drunks approaches.

“Behold, display unto us your noble plumage, you raucous penguins!” shouts one of the drunk individuals.

Mother Superior, taken aback, turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, “I do believe our identities have been mixed up; reveal your sacred cross to them.”

Sister Mary Immaculata cries as she rolls down her window, “Piss off, ya fookin’ stupid wankers, before I go over there and rip yer balls off!”

Sister Mary Immaculata then draws up her window, returns her gaze to Mother Superior, and inquires, “Did that sound cross enough….?”