A man attempts to seduce a flight attendant.

The man was alone in the airport lounge when a lovely young woman dressed in full flight attendant attire appeared and sat near him.

Knowing what she was flying for, he attempted to impress her with his knowledge. He leaned in close and spoke British Airways’ motto, “To Fly, To Serve.”

The young woman looks at him expressionlessly as if she doesn’t understand what he has said.

He adjusts his posture and says another sentence, this time the Air France motto: “Winning the hearts of the world.” She still doesn’t respond, her expression slightly perplexed.

He tries to break the tension with a new statement, quoting Malaysia Airlines’ tagline: “Going above and beyond expectations.”

His efforts are met with an icy stare from the woman, who demands a severe explanation. “What is it that you want?” she inquires.

He boldly responds, “United Airlines!” and is delighted with himself for remembering the correct response.