A wealthy man challenged a redneck to a bet, but what happened next took him by surprise…

Birds of a feather flock together, as the saying goes, and we can see evidence of this in many aspects of life. One way we see it is in terms of certain classes of individuals.

Those who are well-off tend to associate with other well-off people, whereas those who are impoverished do the same.

It’s just something that seems to come naturally, but when a group of individuals gets together, it can be strange and even amusing.

That is seen in the following joke about a redneck man who attends a party with his wealthy neighbors.

A filthy rich Florida man invites all of his friends and neighbors to a pool party in his mansion’s backyard.

He also welcomes Leroy, the neighborhood’s only redneck. Leroy was enjoying himself by drinking, dancing, eating BBQ, and flirting with all the women.

After a few hours of partying, the host said, “I’ll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in the pool.”

The words had only left his mouth when there was a huge splash. Everyone turned around to see Leroy in the pool!

The water was churning and splashing everywhere as Leroy fought the gator. Leroy was poking it in the eyes, punching it, and attempting to strangle it.

He eventually succeeded and left it floating in the pool as he gently climbed out. The observers looked at him with surprise.

Finally, the host declares, “Well, Leroy, I guess I owe you a million dollars.”

“No, that’s OK. “I don’t want it,” Leroy says.

“I have to give you something, you won the bet,” the rich man adds. “How about a million dollars?”

“No thanks,” Leroy responds, “I don’t want it.”

“I insist on giving you something,” the host says. Would you like a new Porsche, a Rolex, and some stock options?”

Leroy declines once more.

“Well, Leroy, then what do you want?” the man asks, perplexed.

“What I want is the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool!” adds Leroy.

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The Misguided GPS

Lost in Translation

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The Musical Astronaut

Space Serenade

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The Intelligent Lightbulb

Bright Ideas

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The Vegetable Conference

Salad Symposium

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The Time-Traveling Barber

Trimmed Timelines

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The Haunted Computer

Byte Night

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The Sassy Coffee Mug

Caffeine Chronicles

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The Sneezing Library Book

Achoo Adventures

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The Philosophical Parrot

Quotable Companion

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The Quantum Cat

Feline Physics

My cat has been reading up on quantum mechanics. Now, every time I try to find her, she’s in a state of superposition – simultaneously on top of the fridge and under the couch!