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  Grandpa Was Driving His Favorite Granddaughter

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  SHE USED TO KISS HIM THROUGH THE CAR WINDOW—NOW SHE WALKS TO THE MARKET BY HERSELF

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  I WAS HIDING IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM WHEN SHE FOUND ME

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  HE STARTED FEEDING THE DOG OFF HIS PLATE—BUT THEN I SAW WHAT WAS REALLY GOING ON

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  I FAILED MY DRIVING TEST—BUT THE OFFICER GAVE ME SOMETHING I DIDN’T EXPECT

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  HE CALLED 911 BECAUSE HE WAS HUNGRY—AND THEN SHE SHOWED UP

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  MY SPANISH HUSBAND ALWAYS SPOKE HIS NATIVE LANGUAGE WITH HIS PARENTS—UNTIL MY FRIEND UNCOVERED HIS BIGGEST LIE

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  MY SISTER-IN-LAW THREW OUR MOM’S ASHES AWAY WITHOUT TELLING US – SHE GOT WHAT SHE DESERVED.

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  MY EX-HUSBAND RIPPED OFF THE WALLPAPER AFTER OUR DIVORCE BECAUSE “HE PAID FOR IT” – SIX MONTHS LATER, HE CALLED ME TO SAY “I NEED TO SHARE IMPORTANT NEWS”

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  My name is Victoria, and after 65 years, I can confidently say that I’ve had a blessed and joyful life

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  I ATTENDED MY HUSBAND’S OFFICE PARTY FOR THE FIRST TIME JUST TO SEE HIS OTHER “WIFE” THERE – HE GOT WHAT HE DESERVED LATER.

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  MY HUSBAND LEFT ME AND THE KIDS AT HOME ON X-MAS EVE TO CELEBRATE AT HIS OFFICE PARTY – WE PAID HIM A VISIT THERE