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  MY SIL DEMANDED I BUY HER KIDS NEW PHONES AFTER THEIRS FELL INTO THE POOL DURING MY BIRTHDAY PARTY—MY NEIGHBOR PUT HER IN HER PLACE ON MY BEHALF.

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  PASSENGER ON PLANE RECLINED HIS SEAT INTO MY FACE — I GOT PAYBACK THAT MADE HIM RETREAT FAST

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  DEVOTED 96-YEAR-OLD FATHER FACES JUDGE FOR SPEEDING—WHAT HAPPENED NEXT WAS UNEXPECTED

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  MY DAD SAID SOMETHING BEFORE HE TOOK HIS LAST BREATH—AND I CAN’T SHAKE IT

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  MY MOM WANTS TO MOVE IN—BUT MY WIFE ISN’T HAVING IT

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  MY HUSBAND IS ALWAYS A LITTLE DRUNK—AND I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FIX IT

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  I HAD TO LEAVE—AND MY LITTLE GIRL BEGGED ME TO STAY

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  THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN SECONDS BEFORE THE BIGGEST CHASE OF OUR LIVES

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  I’M A TRUCK DRIVER—BUT MY FAMILY THINKS IT’S A JOKE

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  WE WORKED SIDE BY SIDE FOR YEARS—THEN WE FOUND OUT WE’RE BROTHERS

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  I MISSED MY DAUGHTER’S FIRST BALLET DANCE—AND I FEEL LIKE THE WORST DAD

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  MY DAD CAN’T COOK—BUT HE REFUSES TO ACCEPT DEFEAT