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  The Sergeant Called Me Paranoid. Then The Shepherd Covered His Ears.

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  The Woman Who Beat Our Strongest Soldier Wasn’t Training For Combat

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  I Broke The Strongest Man On Base In A Push-up Contest. Then I Saw The Mark On His Head.

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  The Range Master Laughed At The “soccer Mom.” Then He Checked The Paper.

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  A Tale Of A Biker, A Dog, And A Debt

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  There Are No Female Seals!” The Judge Yelled

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  They Said The Woman On Their Team Was A Liability. Then The Instructor Called Her “ma’am.”

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  A Woman Threw Wine On Me. The Next Day She Walked Into My Courtroom.

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  I Mocked My Son’s Girlfriend For Her Weight. Then She Handed Me Her Business Card.

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  The Rabbit And The Serpent

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  The Drill Sergeant Kept Breaking The Weakest Recruit. We Only Found Out Why When He Cornered The Strongest.

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  My Dying Dad Asked Me To “finish The Patio” For Mom. I Hit Something Metal.