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  I WAITED OUTSIDE THE HOSPITAL ROOM—WHILE EVERYONE ELSE GOT TO MEET MY GRANDCHILD FIRST

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  AM I THE ASSHOLE FOR REFUSING TO GIVE UP MY PLANE SEAT FOR MY SISTER’S HUSBAND?

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  MY DAUGHTER HAD HER FIRST CHILD—AND TOLD THE NURSES NOT TO LET ME IN

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  I RAISED HER ALONE—AND SHE WALKED DOWN THE AISLE WITH SOMEONE ELSE

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  AITA FOR WEARING A CROP TOP TO MY COUSIN’S PARTY—EVEN AFTER MY AUNT “WARNED” ME NOT TO?

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  MY PARENTS WANTED MY SISTER TO WALK DOWN THE AISLE FIRST AT MY WEDDING—WE AGREED, AND THEY WALKED RIGHT INTO OUR TRAP

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  “I WOKE UP TO FIND MY FLAG GONE—AND A $20 BILL ON MY DOORSTEP

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  My daughter was mad at me for attending her graduation because I’m a biker — with a long beard, tattoos, leather vest and all.

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  My son’s fiancée invited me to a fancy restaurant then deliberately disappeared when the $3,000 bill arrived

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  MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW THREW OUT MOST OF MY KITCHEN UTENSILS — SO I BROUGHT HER BACK TO EARTH.

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  MY HUSBAND CALLED ME POOR IN FRONT OF OUR GUESTS, BUT HE DIDN´T KNOW SOMETHING!

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  MY WIFE LEFT ME AND OUR CHILDREN AFTER I LOST MY JOB — TWO YEARS LATER, I ACCIDENTALLY MET HER IN A CAFÉ, AND SHE WAS IN TEARS