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  I LEFT THE STAGE AS A BALLERINA—NOW I MILK GOATS AND HOMESCHOOL EIGHT KIDS

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  MY DOG STARTED TEACHING OTHER DOGS HOW TO SWIM—AND HONESTLY, I’M NOT SURPRISED

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  I BABYSAT 6 KIDS DURING THEIR FAMILY VACATION, BUT THEN THEIR PARENTS DEMANDED $1000 FROM ME FOR MY PLANE TICKETS – THE LESSON THEY LEARNED WAS PRICELESS.

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  MY HUSBAND KICKED ME OUT WITH OUR NEWBORN SONS, NOT REALIZING THAT A FEW YEARS LATER, HE WOULD BE BEGGING ME FOR HELP

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  I Had A Dream My Husband Was Going To Leave Us—Weeks Later, I Found Out It Was A Premonition

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  I OVERHEARD MY HUSBAND ORDERING A NEW TV AND PLAYSTATION WITH MY COLLEGE FUND – HE DIDN’T REALIZE HOW MISTAKEN HE WAS THEN.

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  MY MOTHER-IN-LAW CAME TO “HELP” WITH OUR BABY—NOW SHE’S TAKEN OVER MY HOUSE

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  MY HUSBAND’S FAMILY STILL CALLS ME “THE GIRL HE GOT PREGNANT”—AND I’M HIS WIFE

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  HER HAND SIGNAL CHANGED EVERYTHING MID-FLIGHT

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  MY HUSBAND TAKES A “SOLO VACATION” EVERY YEAR—AND I JUST FOUND OUT WHY

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  WE ADOPTED A 3-YEAR-OLD BOY — WHEN MY HUSBAND WENT TO BATHE HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME, HE SHOUTED, “WE MUST RETURN HIM!”

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  I CAME HOME TO FIND MY KIDS SLEEPING IN THE HALLWAY – WHEN I SAW WHAT HAPPENED TO THEIR ROOM, I LOST IT