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  MY ARROGANT NEW NEIGHBORS MADE MY PRISTINE LAWN THEIR PARKING LOT — I MAY BE OLD, BUT MY REVENGE WAS RUTHLESS.

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  I ACCIDENTALLY FOUND OUT THAT MY NEIGHBORS USED MY HOT TUB FOR MORE THAN A YEAR WITHOUT ME KNOWING – I TAUGHT THEM A LESSON THEY WON’T EVER FORGET

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  MY HUSBAND DIDN’T SAVE ME ANY FOOD FOR DINNER WHILE I WAS FEEDING OUR NEWBORN SON — I TAUGHT HIM A PERFECT LESSON.

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  SOMEONE LEFT A STROLLER ON MY PROPERTY – WHEN I SAW WHAT WAS INSIDE, I COULDN’T BELIEVE MY EYES.

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  MY STEPMOM CAME TO MY WEDDING IN A FULL-ON WHITE GOWN – MY HUSBAND TAUGHT HER A REAL LESSON.

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  I TOOK OUR OLD COUCH TO THE DUMP, BUT MY HUSBAND FREAKED OUT, YELLING, “YOU THREW AWAY THE PLAN?!”

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  SHE LIED TO MY GRANDDAUGHTER—SO I LET HER EXPOSE HERSELF

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  I TOOK MY 89-YEAR-OLD GREAT-GRANDMA TO PROM—AND SHE STOLE THE SHOW

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  THEY WERE CLIMBING THE FRIDGE—AND I JUST STOOD THERE, FROZEN

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  HE PAINTS HER TOES EVERY SATURDAY—AND I’M STARTING TO FEEL INVISIBLE

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  A STRANGER SNAPPED A PHOTO OF ME PRAYING WITH MY DOG—NOW THE WORLD THINKS THEY KNOW MY STORY

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  AT 78, I SOLD EVERYTHING I HAD AND BOUGHT ONE WAY TICKET TO SEE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE – IN THE PLANE, MY DREAM WAS CRUSHED