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  MY BEST FRIEND INVITED ALL HIS FRIENDS AND THEIR PLUS-ONES TO HIS WEDDING, EXCEPT MY GIRLFRIEND—I THOUGHT HE WAS KIDDING WHEN I FOUND OUT WHY 

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  My Wife Mocked Me for Being a ‘dirty’ Mechanic—but She Forgot Who Pays for Her Life

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  HIS WHEELCHAIR BATTERY DIED—THEN THE OFFICER DID SOMETHING NO ONE EXPECTED

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  THE ELDERLY MAN AT THE NURSING HOME HELD MY HAND—AND TOLD ME A SECRET HE NEVER SHARED WITH ANYONE

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  SHE REACHED OUT TO TOUCH THE HORSE—THEN SHE SAID SOMETHING THAT MADE THE OFFICER FREEZE

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  HE FOUND THE ABANDONED PUPPY—THEN HE DID SOMETHING NO ONE EXPECTED

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  OFFICERS PULLED ME OVER—BUT INSTEAD OF A TICKET, THEY DID SOMETHING I NEVER EXPECTED

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  I NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE A DIME FROM MY SONS—NOW A LAWYER SAYS I OWN A MANSION

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  FLIGHT ATTENDANT CAME UP TO ME AND SAID, ‘STAY AFTER LANDING PLEASE, THE PILOT WANTS TO TALK TO YOU PERSONALLY’

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  ENTITLED COUPLE STOLE MY FIRST-CLASS SEAT—SO I MADE THEM PAY FOR IT

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  HE HANDED HIS BADGE TO MY SON—AND THEN ASKED ME A QUESTION I DIDN’T EXPECT

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  HE WALKED RIGHT UP TO THREE COPS AND ASKED IF HE COULD PRAY FOR THEM