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  OUR HONEYMOON WAS HIJACKED BY MY IN-LAWS – SO WE LET THEM HAVE THE VACATION THEY DESERVED.

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  I PAID FOR MY HUSBAND’S MEDICAL SCHOOL—BUT AFTER GRADUATION, HE PRESENTED HIS LOVER.

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  MY PARENTS LEFT ME WITH MY UNCLE & AUNT SO THEY COULD RAISE ONLY MY SISTER – 12 YEARS LATER, THEY REMEMBERED ABOUT MY EXISTENCE.

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  MY PAMPERED SON, 8, BECAME AS GENTLE AS A LAMB AFTER JUST ONE WEEKEND WITH MY MIL, SO I ASKED HIM WHAT SHE DID.

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  I WOULD SEE A LONELY LITTLE GIRL WITH A RED BAG AT THE BUS STOP EVERY EVENING—ONE MORNING, I FOUND HER BAG ON MY DOORSTEP.

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  I RETURNED HOME FROM A BUSINESS TRIP & FOUND A NEWBORN BABY ON THE TABLE WITH TWO NOTES.

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  I NEARLY FROZE TO DEATH AT AGE EIGHT UNTIL A HOMELESS MAN SAVED ME — TODAY, I ACCIDENTALLY MET HIM AGAIN AND HIS LIFE WAS IN MY HANDS

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  MY 5-YEAR-OLD WANTS TO INVITE “THE PRETTY LADY WHO VISITS DAD WHILE MOM’S AT WORK” TO HER BIRTHDAY PARTY

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  13 YEARS AGO WAS THE LAST TIME I SAW MY DAUGHTER — RECENTLY I GOT A LETTER FROM MY GRANDSON I NEVER KNEW ABOUT.

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  MY WIFE EXCLUDED ME FROM HER BIRTHDAY PARTY — WHEN I FOUND OUT WHY, I CALLED MY LAWYER.

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  A BLIND ELDERLY WOMAN ASKED ME TO WALK HER HOME, THEN HER SONS SHOWED UP AT MY DOORSTEP WITH THE POLICE THE NEXT DAY

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  I RECOGNIZED MY BRACELET ON THE WRIST OF THE NURSE TAKING CARE OF ME IN THE HOSPITAL — I WENT PALE WHEN SHE TOLD ME HOW SHE GOT IT.