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  MY MOM WANTS TO MOVE IN—BUT MY WIFE ISN’T HAVING IT

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  MY HUSBAND IS ALWAYS A LITTLE DRUNK—AND I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FIX IT

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  I HAD TO LEAVE—AND MY LITTLE GIRL BEGGED ME TO STAY

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  THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN SECONDS BEFORE THE BIGGEST CHASE OF OUR LIVES

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  I’M A TRUCK DRIVER—BUT MY FAMILY THINKS IT’S A JOKE

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  WE WORKED SIDE BY SIDE FOR YEARS—THEN WE FOUND OUT WE’RE BROTHERS

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  I MISSED MY DAUGHTER’S FIRST BALLET DANCE—AND I FEEL LIKE THE WORST DAD

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  MY DAD CAN’T COOK—BUT HE REFUSES TO ACCEPT DEFEAT

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  MY HUSBAND IS PERFECT—EXCEPT FOR HIS UNSTOPPABLE B.O.

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  WE SAW A COUPLE THAT LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE US—AND THE COINCIDENCES WOULDN’T STOP

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  MY MIL THREW A FIT OVER MY SON’S BIRTHDAY CAKE—SO I UNINVITED HER

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  Barron Trump referred to as a ‘zoo animal’ by a former student leader