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MY HUSBAND MADE ME WRITE EXPLANATORY NOTES FOR EACH OF MY PURCHASES
SHE SCREAMED AT HIM FOR BRINGING A SURFBOARD—THEN HE SAID SOMETHING THAT SHUT US ALL UP
I TOOK MY SON FOR A MILKSHAKE—AND HE TAUGHT ME MORE THAN I’VE TAUGHT HIM
THE KIDS RAN AHEAD—BUT THEN I SAW THEM STOP AND TURN BACK
MY BOSS FIRED ME FOR “STEALING” A SANDWICH—BUT THE REAL REASON WAS WORSE
MY FATHER TOLD ME HE GOES TO THE BOWLING ALLEY TO MEET WITH MY LATE MOTHER
MY SISTER STOLE OUR INHERITANCE, SAYING HER KIDS NEEDED IT MORE
MY FATHER-IN-LAW MOVED IN “TEMPORARILY”—NOW HE’S REARRANGING MY LIFE
MY BALD FATHER-IN-LAW HEARD MY PRIVATE PHONE CALL—AND NOW HE WON’T LOOK ME IN THE EYE
MY WIFE STOPPED DOING ANYTHING AROUND THE HOUSE—AND I THINK I KNOW WHY
MY MOTHER-IN-LAW SAID SHE’D STAY “JUST A FEW DAYS”—IT’S BEEN TWO WEEKS
MY SON GAVE AWAY HIS MUFFIN—AND I REALIZED HE RECOGNIZED A FACE I PRETENDED NOT TO SEE
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