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  Last night, we had dinner at Olive Garden

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  NOBODY EXPECTED FIFTY BIKERS AT MY SON’S FUNERAL—LEAST OF ALL THE FOUR TEENAGERS WHO PUT HIM THERE

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  FOOD STARTED DISAPPEARING FROM MY HOME WHILE I WAS AT WORK

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  A POOR GIRL WAS ASKED TO SING AT SCHOOL AS A JOKE… BUT HER VOICE LEFT THE ROOM SPEECHLESS!

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  THE COP WHO STARTED ASKING QUESTIONS HE SHOULDN’T HAVE

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  MY PROFESSOR HELD MY BABY DURING LECTURE—NOW THE INTERNET IS DIVIDED

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  I HEARD WHAT HE SAID TO HIS DAUGHTERS OVER LUNCH—AND I CAN’T UNHEAR IT

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  MID-AIR PANIC: THE MAN IN 12C WASN’T BREATHING—AND ALL EYES TURNED TO ME

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  A week before my wedding, I caught my future mother-in-law in my room—taking pictures of my wedding dress.

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  My mom got married. I should be happy for her. She found love again. But there was just one little issue…

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  I was sitting in a café on my day off when a beautiful girl walked up to me, sat down at my table, and said, “Hi, my name is Meredith. Would you like to earn $500 for three hours of your time?”

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  My 73-year-old father just blew his entire retirement fund on a $35,000 Harley Davidson instead of helping me pay off my loans, and he has the nerve to call it his “last great adventure.”