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  THEY ESCORTED US OUT OF THE HOSPITAL—BUT NOT FOR THE REASON YOU THINK

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  I ADOPTED THE OLDEST SHELTER DOG WITH ONLY A MONTH TO LIVE – MY HUSBAND GAVE ME AN ULTIMATUM, “ME OR THE DOG”

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  HER BIRTHDAY PARTY NEVER HAPPENED—BUT TWO OFFICERS SHOWED UP ANYWAY

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  SHE WALKED RIGHT UP TO THE COPS WITH HER FREEZER POP—AND HANDED THEM A NOTE FROM HER MOM

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  MY NEIGHBOR ASKED ME TO WATER HER PLANTS—BUT I FOUND SOMETHING IN HER BEDROOM I SHOULDN’T HAVE

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  MY BOSS FIRED ME FOR BEING ‘TOO OLD’—THEN I EXPOSED HIS AFFAIR TO HIS WIFE AND WATCHED HIM LOSE EVERYTHING

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  MY FIANCÉ’S 4-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER OBJECTED AT OUR WEDDING — “DADDY, DON’T MARRY HER… YOU ALREADY HAVE A WIFE.”

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  At the wedding, my mother-in-law slipped me a note

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  A husband, after spending 17 years in marriage with Inna, decided to leave her for a young student,

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  A MYSTERIOUS DISCOVERY IN THE BACKYARD

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  Sweetheart, let’s transfer your inheritance into our joint account

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  MY HUSBAND MADE US CUT BACK ON FOOD WHILE HE SPLURGED ON DESIGNER SUITS—HIS LAST PURCHASE WAS MY BREAKING POINT.