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  I Visit My Wife’s Grave Every Morning. Today, The Groundskeeper Told Me She Visits In The Afternoon.

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  The Security Guard Laughed At The Vet’s “costume.” Then He Saw The Signature.

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  I open the door to a stranger in a military uniform

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  They Kicked Me Out Of My Brother’s Funeral For My “dirty” Uniform. Then The Ground Started Shaking.

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  The Pregnant Woman Screamed At The Soldier. Then She Saw The Birthmark On His Wrist.

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  I invited my family to my military awards ceremony

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  The Stylist Mocked The Janitor’s Scarf. At The Gala, She Saw What Was Under It.

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  The Captain Mocked The “old” Colonel. The General Immediately Drew His Weapon.

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  She Asked The Staff To Remove Me From The Table. So I Removed Her From The Payroll.

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  I Fed A “homeless” Man In The Rain. One Week Later, The Mexican Mafia Surrounded My House.

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  The Homeless Girl Saved The Biker Boss’s Son. She Woke Up To Find The Gang Blocking The Hospital Doors.

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  The “homeless” Boy Claimed To Be My Dead Son’s Child. I Called 911 When He Ate The Peanut Butter.