At JFK, I saw a woman loudly FaceTiming without headphones while her little dog pooped in the middle of the terminal. When a man politely pointed it out, she glared and snapped, “Some people are so damn rude,” and walked off, leaving the mess behind. It was the third time she’d done it since check-in.
She was rude to TSA, barked at a barista, and let her dog bark at everyone. Staff had spoken to her, but she brushed them off like she owned the place.
When I reached my gate – for my flight to Rome – there she was again.
Everyone at the gate looked exhausted. Not from the travel – from her.
After hours of her yelling into FaceTime, blasting music without headphones, and letting her dog bark at every stroller, elderly person, or rolling suitcase, the entire terminal was fed up. You could feel the collective eye-twitch every time she opened her mouth.
So when people saw her sit at the gate, they either moved seats or silently prayed she wasn’t on their row. Some even whispered, “She’s really going to be on this flight?” and looked around in panic.
Everyone avoided her. Except me.
I sat right next to her with a calm smile on my face. I already knew what I was going to do.
She barely looked at me—too busy scrolling through her phone with one hand and feeding her dog bits of ham from a plastic bag with the other. The dog had a rhinestone collar and a matching pink vest that read “I Run This Airport.”
I took out a book and started reading, but my ears were wide open. I needed confirmation.
And then, bingo. She muttered something about her “platinum upgrade” not going through and how she was stuck in economy “with the peasants.”
I didn’t say anything. Just tucked that little nugget away.
Fifteen minutes later, boarding started. She was in Group 4. I was in Group 1. As I walked down the jet bridge, I handed a small envelope to the gate agent.
“I’d like to offer my seat,” I said with a smile.
“First class?” the agent asked, a little surprised.
“Yep. I just want to switch with the lady in 26B. The one with the dog.”
He looked confused for a moment, then a little suspicious.
But he didn’t ask questions. He just nodded and said, “I’ll take care of it.”
I boarded and made myself comfortable in the middle seat of Row 26.
Now, here’s the thing: I wasn’t doing this to punish myself. I was doing this for something greater—something deliciously satisfying.
Twenty minutes later, she stomped down the aisle, confused, ticket in hand, dog in tow.
“Excuse me? You’re in my seat,” she snapped at the man sitting in 1A.
The flight attendant stepped in. “Actually, ma’am, there’s been a change. You’ve been upgraded. Please follow me.”
Her face lit up. She giggled. “Finally, someone with sense.”
The rest of us could practically hear her heels clacking on her way to first class.
But here’s what she didn’t know.
First class was not pet-friendly on this flight.
Economy was.
And I had already made friends with the woman in 26A—Maria, a retired teacher with a no-nonsense attitude and a love for crossword puzzles.
Maria took one look at the dog’s bed, its squeaky toy, and the bowl of turkey slices and said, “Oh, honey, not today.”
About ten minutes after takeoff, chaos started unraveling up front.
You could hear her yelling, “What do you mean my baby can’t sit with me?”
The flight attendant calmly explained she’d have to check the dog or return to economy.
“But I’ve already been in economy! I can’t sit back there again!” she wailed.
The attendant was firm. “Your dog can’t be in first class.”
It took her twenty minutes and two supervisors to finally accept reality.
Guess where she ended up?
Right next to me. In 26B.
The look on her face when she realized where she was sitting… priceless.
“Oh,” she muttered, blinking at me. “It’s you.”
I just gave her a warm smile and said, “Welcome.”
She sat down in a huff, dramatically placing her bag under the seat.
The dog—who had apparently had enough of everyone, including her—started barking. Loudly.
I leaned over and whispered, “If your dog keeps barking, you might want to give him a little walk. I hear the lavatory is pet-friendly.”
She didn’t reply. Just put on her sunglasses and turned away.
But karma wasn’t done.
Halfway into the flight, the baby in 26C—held by a very kind, very exhausted young dad—started crying. Loudly.
The woman groaned. “Can you make it shut up?”
Maria raised her eyebrow. “It’s a baby. Not a faucet.”
The dad looked embarrassed, trying to soothe the baby with a pacifier and gentle rocking. I offered to hold his coffee while he did it. Maria passed him some tissues. We were a team.
Meanwhile, the woman next to me muttered curses under her breath. Her dog barked every time the baby cried. It was a symphony of inconvenience—for her.
The flight attendants came by with drinks. I asked for ginger ale. She asked for wine.
“We’ve run out of wine,” the attendant said, apologetic. “But we have—”
“Of course you ran out,” she snapped.
Behind her, Maria chuckled under her breath and said, “I guess karma drinks wine too.”
The flight continued in that fashion. Every little discomfort—crying baby, barking dog, turbulence—hit her square in the ego.
And not once did she think to apologize, smile, or even try to be kind.
But the real twist came after landing.
We touched down in Rome. Everyone stood up, stretching, relieved.
She shoved her way into the aisle, dragging her overstuffed bag, ignoring the line system. As she did, the dog slipped off its leash and darted between seats.
It was chaos.
People screamed. The dad jumped to hold his baby tighter. Maria nearly tripped. The dog zipped to the back of the plane.
She ran after it, yelling, “PRINCESS! COME BACK!”
When she came back, panting, holding the now-poop-covered dog in her arms, the flight attendant gave her a tight smile.
“Ma’am, because of the disruption, we’ll need to have a word with airport authorities.”
“Are you kidding me? It’s a dog!”
“And airline policy.”
Security was waiting at the gate.
Turns out, she’d already had two previous complaints with the same airline. This was strike three.
She was escorted away, shouting about how she was going to sue everyone.
And I?
I walked off that plane with Maria and the dad. We wished each other well at baggage claim.
And as I was waiting for my bag, a woman from the airline approached me.
“Are you the gentleman who offered his first-class seat to the woman with the dog?”
“Yes,” I said, cautiously.
She smiled. “We’d like to thank you for your patience. Sometimes, doing the right thing deserves a little something.”
She handed me a voucher for a free upgrade on my next flight. Anywhere.
I wasn’t expecting that. I didn’t do it for the reward. I just wanted to remind someone that selfishness doesn’t go unchecked forever.
But that voucher felt good.
You know, it’s funny.
Some people think they can bark their way through life, snapping and snarling and acting like the world owes them peace and quiet.
But the world isn’t a runway made just for them.
And sometimes, karma just needs a little help getting on board.
Have you ever had to deal with someone who acted like the world revolved around them? How did you handle it?
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