A park bench can be a magical place. Itโs where the world passes by at its own pace, and where a couple of old friends can share a laugh, swap some tall tales, or simply sit in silence, letting life happen around them.

For two older gentlemen on this particular day, it was the perfect spot for doing absolutely nothing โ and doing it well.
These two werenโt out to break a sweat or keep up with the news; they had earned the right to just sit back and enjoy the show.

The world kept spinning, kids kept playing, and dogs chased after balls with boundless enthusiasm. It was the kind of day where even the smallest things seemed to carry a little bit of humor โ like the sight of a young woman in jogging shorts and a sports bra.
Hereโs the story:
Two old men are sitting on a bench in the park.
A young, attractive girl runs by in a sports bra and shorts. One of the men smiles, and the girl comes over, asking, โWhy are you grinning at me, you creep?โ
The old man replies kindly, โIโm not smiling at you, Iโm smiling because no matter how tough life gets, seeing pretty young girls in summer always makes an old man feel better.โ
The girl, touched, kisses him on the cheek and jogs away.
The old man then turns to his friend and says, โ3-0โ, your turn.
BONUS FUNNY STORY
This story (fictional) is about a salesman from Montana. At first, I felt sorry for the guy โ but when I got to the end, I couldnโt stop laughing! Such a clever response! The best thing I have read in a long time!
Michael, a young guy from a small town in Montana, moved to New York. He entered a large department store, looking for a job.
He got an interview with the boss, who asked:
โDo you have any sales experience?โ
โYeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in Montanaโ, answered the young fella.

The boss was unsure, but he liked Michael โ and decided to give him a chance.
โYou start tomorrow at 8.00. Iโll come down from the office after we close and see how you didโ, he said.
Michaelโs first day on the job was tough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to the sales floor and gathered all the employees.
โHow many customers bought something from you today?โ, asked the chief.
Michael frowned and looking at the floor muttered: โOneโ.
โGet it together!โ
The boss shouted:
โJust one?! Our sales staff average 20 to 30 customers a day. This has to improve! And soon if youโd like to continue working here. We have very strict standards for our sales force here in the big apple. One sale a day might have been acceptable in Montana, but youโre not in the countryside any more, son. Get it together, or get out!โ
The young man listened to the managerโs complaint but continued to stare straight into the floor. The boss felt bad for chewing him out on his first day, so he asked:
โOkay, how much was your one sale for?โ

Michael looked up and answered:
โ$124,088.30โ
The boss, astonished, said:
โ$124,088.30?! What the heck did you sell?!
The young man explained:
โWell, first, I sold him some new fish hooks. After that, I sold him a new fishing rod to go with his new hooks. I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, we went down to the boat department and I sold him the new twin-engine model we have. Then he said he didnโt think his little car would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him a 4ร4 Dodge truck.โ
The bossโ jaw dropped, after a minute of silence he asked:
โSo a guy came to buy fish hooks โ and you sold him a boat and a new Truck?!
Michael replied:
โNot really. To be honest, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his girlfriend. But then I said, โDude, your weekendโs shot, you should go fishingโ.
The following day, Michael was promoted โฆ
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