Why an Elderly Woman Carried Multiple Weapons When Pulled Over

A cop pulls over a very old lady for speeding and asks for her license and registration. As he examines her papers, he notices she has a concealed weapon permit. Curious, the officer asks if sheโ€™s carrying now. She pulls out a .22 caliber pistol from her purse.

Surprised, the officer asks if she has another. She nods and retrieves a snub-nosed pistol from the center compartment.

Amazed, the officer asks, โ€œAre there any more?โ€ She nods again and shows a Colt 45 from the glove compartment.

Finally, the officer asks, โ€œLady, what in the world are you so afraid of?โ€ She looks him in the eyes and says, โ€œNot a God damn thing.โ€