A little guy gets on a plane and sits by the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.
The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he’s afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can go to the bathroom. He knows he can’t climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do.
Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave of nausea passes through the little guy. He can’t hold it in any longer, and he pukes all over the big guy’s chest.
About five minutes later, the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees the vomit all over him. “So,” says the little guy, “are you feeling better now?”
Here are some more jokes for you:
The Quantum Barber Title: “Trimming the Multiverse”
Why did the physicist become a barber?
Because they realized that parallel universes needed a little “dimensional styling” to keep their split ends in check! Armed with a quantum comb and a cosmic pair of scissors, the physicist-barber could simultaneously trim hair in countless dimensions, creating an array of stylish haircuts across alternate realities!
The Time-Traveling Baker Title: “Dough through the Ages”
Why did the baker travel back in time to ancient Rome?
To introduce the world to “empire-worthy” sourdough and watch the birth of pizza as it exchanged culinary ideas with the Romans! Armed with a time-traveling oven, the baker became a culinary historian, serving up slices of history that spanned centuries on a single plate!
The Zen Dog Walker Title: “Leash of Tranquility”
Why did the dog walker start practicing Zen meditation?
Because they realized that walking a pack of energetic canines required the same level of mindfulness as achieving inner “paw-sitive” peace! Armed with a leash and a mantra, they guided their four-legged companions through a journey of calmness, transforming the daily walk into a meditation in motion.
The Robot Stand-up Comedian Title: “Bits and Giggabytes”
Why did the robot start doing stand-up comedy?
Because it figured that if it could process data at lightning speed, it should be able to generate “byte-sized” laughs with its robotic sense of humor! With punchlines calculated to perfection and delivery calibrated for maximum chuckles, the robot proved that even silicon can understand the art of a good joke.
The Martian Photographer Title: “Red Planet Captures”
Why did the photographer move to Mars?
To capture the breathtaking “out-of-this-world” landscapes and prove that even the universe’s most distant destinations are Instagram-worthy! Armed with a high-tech camera and an astronaut’s eye for beauty, they turned the barren Martian terrain into a canvas of awe-inspiring snapshots, revealing the alien majesty of our celestial neighbor.
