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  THE BOY TRIED TO STEAL A CANDY BAR—BUT I BOUGHT IT FOR HIM INSTEAD AND HE LEARNED A LESSON

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  I MARRIED MY FATHER’S FRIEND – ON OUR WEDDING NIGHT, HE SAID TO ME: “I’M SORRY. I SHOULD HAVE TELL YOU SOONER.”

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  I TRIED TO THANK THE FIREMAN WHO HELPED MY SON—AND HE ASKED IF I REMEMBER HIM FROM TEN YEARS AGO

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  WE LOST EVERYTHING IN SIX WEEKS—EXCEPT THIS PUPPY

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  ON THE MORNING OF OUR WEDDING, MY FIANCÉ’S PARENTS ANNOUNCED THEY WEREN’T COMING — THEIR REASON MADE ME GO PALE

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  SHE JUMPED ON THE POLICE MOTORCYCLE LIKE IT WAS A GAME—BUT SHE WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE THERE AT ALL

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  I WAS HIDING IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM WHEN SHE FOUND ME

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  SHE SHOWED UP AT THE STATION WITH HER KIDS—THEN SAID FIVE WORDS THAT CHANGED EVERYTHING

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  I SAW A STRANGE NOTE IN ONE OF THE LUNCH BAGS—AND NOW I CAN’T STOP GOING BACK

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  MY SON ABANDONED ME TO LIVE WITH HIS FATHER AND WEALTHY STEPMOTHER—4 YEARS LATER, HE KNOCKED ON MY DOOR BEGGING FOR HELP

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  WE TOOK GRANDMA OUT FOR GIRLS’ NIGHT—NOW WE DON’T WANT TO GO WITHOUT HER

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  ENTITLED WOMAN THREW FRESH JUICE AT ME – I’M NOT A DOORMAT, SO I TAUGHT HER A LESSON SHE WON’T FORGET