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  The Landlord Took My Front Door Off In January. He Forgot About The Pipes.

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  A Stranger Poured A Drink On My Husband’s Ashes. She Didn’t Know The Pilot Was Watching.

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  General Reads My Anonymous Letter To The Entire Battalion

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  I Reported A “creepy” Soldier Watching My Kids. The Police Arrested My Husband Instead.

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  The Lady In 4a Yelled At A Crying Baby. The Mom Handed Her A Napkin.

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  The Hoa President Tore Down My Fence. Then The Surveyor Flagged Her Pool.

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  I Let The Shivering Boy Inside. He Didn’t Ask For Food. He Asked For The Wifi Password.

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  The Soldiers Laughed At The Grandma’s “shaky” Hands. Then She Cleared The Jam.

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  The Dean Mocked The Foster Kid’s Shoes. Then He Saw The Whiteboard.

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  The Biker Chased Me To My Date’s Van. She Wasn’t Attacking Me.

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  The New Recruit Knew My Wife’s Name. I Broke Into His Footlocker.

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  The Camp Dog Snapped At The New “chaplain.” I Looked At The Priest’s Boots.