Four Indian men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies.
A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“Isn’t that strange,” answers the man. “I work for M2 Coaches!”
A nurse then yells at the second man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse goes up to the third man saying, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets.”
“That’s odd,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The fourth man begins groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
He sobs, “I work for 7 UP!”
Here are some more jokes for you:
The Time-Traveling Chef Title: Culinary Chronicles
A chef invented a time machine that could only transport food. He excitedly prepared a roast for the experiment. However, when he activated the machine, nothing happened. Disappointed, he realized he had just roasted his future dinner.
The Musical Spider Title: Arachnid Aria
A spider decided to form a band. It played the web, a grasshopper played the drums, and a firefly was on keyboards. They called themselves “The Insects,” and their first single was a catchy tune called “Stuck in Your Web of Love.”
The Punny Weatherman Title: Cloudy with a Chance of Chuckles
A weatherman told a joke every time he gave a forecast. One day, he predicted rain and said, “Remember, folks, even if it pours, there’s always a chance of a rainbow… or a joke!”
The Inventive Grandpa Title: Gramps’ Gadgetry
A grandpa invented a machine to catch his grandkids when they jumped on his bed. His wife asked, “What’s that?” He replied, “An anti-gravity device for small terrors.”
The Marathon Walker Title: Stride and Prejudice
A walker joined a marathon and was asked if he was prepared. He said, “Absolutely. I’ve been training for this my whole life—walking to the fridge, to the TV, and back.”
The Bookstore Zoo Title: Literary Safari
A bookstore owner had a brilliant idea: she turned her shop into a zoo where the animals were all named after literary characters. Her best-sellers? The “Great Gatsby” parrot and the “Moby Dick” goldfish.
The High-Flying Mathematician Title: Calculus in the Clouds
A mathematician decided to jump out of an airplane. His friend asked, “Are you crazy?” He replied, “No, I’m divergent. I’ve calculated my trajectory.”
The Robotic Comedian Title: Bits and Bites of Humor
A robot attended an open mic night for comedians. It said, “Why did the robot go to therapy? To work on its codependency issues.”
The Whispering Forest Title: Secrets of the Squirrels
Two trees in a forest were talking. One said, “Did you hear about the new squirrel in the neighborhood?” The other replied, “Yes, it’s been quite a buzz. Everyone says it’s nuts.”
The Magic Piano Title: Melodic Enchantment
A man discovered a piano that could play any tune perfectly. Excited, he asked, “Can you play ‘Happy Birthday’?” The piano played the song flawlessly. He then asked, “Can you play ‘Stairway to Heaven’?” The piano responded, “Sorry, I only play songs that don’t lead to lawsuits.”
The Submarine Barber Title: Underwater Trims
A barber decided to open a salon on a submarine. He thought it would be a good idea until he realized that the customers were always diving away from his scissors.
The Lost Tourist Title: Navigational Nonsense
A tourist got lost in a city and asked a local for directions. The local replied, “Go straight until you see a bakery. Turn left there.” The tourist asked, “And then?” The local answered, “You’ll find yourself back at the bakery.”
The Linguistic Parrot Title: Polyglot Polly
A linguist bought a parrot that could mimic any language perfectly. One day, the parrot started speaking in Morse code. The linguist was perplexed until he realized it was just saying, “S.O.S.”
The Sneezing Statue Title: Monumental Mishap
A man sneezed while standing next to a statue. To his surprise, the statue said, “Bless you.” Startled, the man replied, “Thank you, but I didn’t realize you were so sensitive.”
The Alien Barbecue Party Title: Out-of-This-World Grilling
An alien invited a human to a barbecue on its spaceship. The human asked, “What’s on the menu?” The alien said, “Well, we have cow, chicken, and, uh, politician.” The human asked, “Why politician?” The alien replied, “They’re great at getting roasted.”
