Three little pigs walk into a restaurant

They are seated at a table. After a few minutes to look at the menu, they decide to start with some appetizers. The waiter asks the pigs what they will have.

“I’ll start with some chips and salsa,” the first pig replies. “I will begin with some mozzarella sticks,” the second pig says. “Water, lots and lots of water,” the third pig replies.

They receive their food and begin digging in. Before long they decide to order their main dishes. They call the waiter over. He asks the pigs what they want to order.

“Hmmm…I’ll have a double cheeseburger, no onions,” replies the first pig. “I will have a dish of macaroni and cheese,” says the second pig. “Water, lots and lots of water,” the third pig replies.

The pigs get their food and devour everything given to them. They decide they want to order dessert and flag the waiter down. The waiter asks the pigs what they want for dessert.

“I’ll have a slice of cheesecake,” says the first pig. “Gimme a bowl of soft serve chocolate ice cream,” says the second pig. “Water, lots and lots of water,” replies the third pig.

They get their dessert along with the bill for their food. The waiter, quite puzzled, asks the third pig, “Why did you only order water this evening?”

The third pig replied, “Well one of us has to go wee wee wee all the way home!”

Here are some more jokes for you:

The Marathon Snail: Did you hear about the snail that entered a marathon? It took so long to finish that they had to serve breakfast at the finish line!

The Talkative Parrot: A man walks into a pet store and sees a parrot on sale for $10. The sign says, “Talks a lot.” Intrigued, he asks the owner, “Why so cheap?” The parrot interrupts, “Because I’ve been to 20 different pet stores!”

The Fortune Teller’s Day Off: A fortune teller told me I would meet the love of my life today. But all I’ve done is read palms and predict the weather.

The Math Teacher’s Dilemma: Why did the math teacher break up with the calculator? It couldn’t “count” on it for anything emotional.

The Zombie Vegetables: Why don’t zombies eat vegetables? Because they’re dead-set on a diet of “brains”!

The Space Bar Dilemma: Why was the space bar feeling uncomfortable at the keyboard party? Because it felt like it had too much “space” between itself and the other keys!

The GPS Duck: A duck walks into a store and asks the cashier, “Do you have any grapes?” The cashier replies, “Sorry, this is a hardware store.” The next day, the duck returns and asks the same question. The cashier’s getting frustrated and says, “Look, I told you yesterday, we don’t have grapes.

This is a hardware store. If you come back here asking for grapes again, I’ll nail your beak to the floor.” The duck leaves. The day after, the duck returns and asks, “Do you have any nails?” The cashier sighs, “No, we don’t have nails.” The duck grins and asks, “Got any grapes?”

The Vegetable Orchestra: Why did the cucumber join the vegetable orchestra? Because it wanted to get “pickled” in music!

The Painter’s Complaint: I told my friend I’m a painter, and they said, “That’s great! So, you’re an artist?” I replied, “Well, I’m more of an expert in colorful reconfiguration.”

The Invisible Man’s Job: The invisible man applied for a job in a transparent company. He didn’t get the job because they could “see right through him.”